Follow Dr. Bon Blossman on Social Media

📢 Where to Find Dr. Bon Online (If the Algorithms Allow It) 📢

🔬 X (Twitter) – @bonblossman.

Dr. Bon doesn’t really post much. If she does, assume something chaotic just happened. 😤

🎭 TikTok – @bonblossman.

Content? Cringe comedy skits. 🎭😂 Used to post daily, now it's a “whenever she's extremely bored” type deal because the algorithm decided to drop her like a toxic friend the second you stop giving them free rides. 💀Nowadays, with over 180K followers, posts are raking in ~ 200 views. Hmmm. Something's very peculiar about that. Hiding her from her followers, much? Might see more posts when TikTok stops shadow-banning her like this con-artist dude that owes her $5000 - true story, y'all. Don't trust people. 😤

📸 Instagram – @bonblossman.

Currently her most active platform (as of 2025). 🚀 Expect random chaos, family updates, and way too many posts about weird stuff. Drunk Bon loves to post drunk selfies on Friday nights - you’ve been warned. This one has only about 20K followers, and far more engagement than the TikTok or YouTube accounts that have almost 10X the number of followers. Go figure.

📺 YouTube – @bonblossman.

The platform that 💔disrespected the hardest. 🤬
Facts:
- 170K+ subs but NO Silver Play Button Plaque for passing 100K because it's 'AT THEIR DISCRETION.' 🎖️🤬Contacted YT support about 6 weeks after hitting the goal and was told it takes a while to get the plaque, but that I would be receiving it. This was February of 2024. 🤬 Rude. YT let Dr. Bon snowball (just like TikTok - but at least TikTok didn't promise a reward), then pulled the plug. 🤬WHY. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. 😭Shadowbanned (just like TikTok). (Are these social media companies in a toxic group chat???) Seriously - same scenario - 170K followers, but pulling in ~ 200 views and no engagement per post. WTF is going on here?
- Videos you’ll find: 🎬 Book trailers | 🔬 Science shows & old funny class vids | 🎶 Music videos 🍳 Her fam’s Meh Chef series | 🎭 A TON of cringey comedy shorts
- Follow her on YouTube - VEVOBonBlossman - that account is managed by DistroKid and will post her VEVO music videos there, since she can't post them on her account any longer. TL;DR: She doesn't want to link her toxic account with this one and bring down any chances of getting followers on the VEVO account. Sigh.

📢 BoomerBook (aka Facebook) – /bonnieblossman 📢

Yes, Dr. Bon has a Facebook author page—made back when FB wasn’t just Minion memes and conspiracy theories. 😭 Does she post? *Rarely. Why? FB changed her password and refuses to let her change it again. 🙃 Occasionally, Instagram autoposts something by accident. Otherwise, she’s on FB like 4-5 times a year when Instagram accidentally lets her go there through the Insta app🤷‍♀️ If you're still there and not just posting cryptic rants or politics—congrats, you found her. 🎉
UPDATE (9/7/25): Somehow, miracles happen and she started getting the texts with the codes to get in, so music video links/embeds are posted on Facebook now.

🔥 Moral of the story: Follow Dr. Bon even though the algorithms seem to hate her once they get to know her. 🚀💀